Things That Ruin My Friday
Dear Blue Plate in Santa Monica:
You are a fine establishment. You have nice fish tacos and a great beet salad. I even enjoy eating in your cramped seating area where I can hear the stranger sitting 9 inches away from me talk about firing her feng sui decorator.
However, there is no excuse for making your sweet potato fries in shoestring format. Sweet potato fries should be served as wedges - crispy on the outside and diabetically sweet and soft on the inside.
Best regards,
Harold
