The Grilled Cheese Truck (Foodtruck, www.thegrilledcheesetruck.com)
What’s the deal with this Carrie Prejean sex tape? Is it going to be on TMZ.com? Is she selling autographed DVDs? C’mon, BBC news, get on this. Wait, what? You don’t care and just want to hear about the grilled cheese? Fine Mr. Buzzkill, you win.
While I waited in line, I spent the majority of my time being grumpy because I didn’t personally monetize the idea of slapping melted cheese onto toasted bread and then fiscally raping foodtruck-aficionado losers like myself. When I received my cheesy mac and rib melt and tomato soup in a sanitized foil wrapper and plain white cup, my mood didn’t get much better.
However, when I unleashed the fury, suddenly my mood brightened. The sun came out. I had taped episodes of “Glee” and “Dexter” awaiting me on my DVR recorder. Life was good. Why? Because MAC N CHEESE, CARAMELIZED ONIONS AND BBQ PORK ON TOASTED BREAD IS INHERENTLY SATISFYING. I place anybody who doesn’t agree in the same boat as anyone with multiple bumper stickers espousing their views on abortion or capital punishment: the boat of people I never want to hang out with.
While definitely satisfying and tasty, I would note that the tomato soup was fine but nothing to write home about. Furthermore, it appears the melts are pre-made and re-grilled/heated up upon order, which may lead to some temperature consistency issues of the ingredients in some of the sandwiches. - H. Lee
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