Don’t judge me, okay?
Taco Bell cashier (TBC): “Hello can I help you?”
Me: “Yes, um, how do you do, maam. You can help me indeed.”
TBC: “Well…okay…do you want to order something?”
Me: “Yes, yes, of course. I would like a medium fountain drink and [muffles voice] an XXL chalupa.”
TBC: “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that…”
Me: “[even more muffled voice] An XXL chalupa, please.”
TBC: “I’m sorry, what did you say?”
Me: “AN EXTRA, EXTRA LARGE CHALUPA WITH EVERYTHING ON IT, OKAY??!!”
TBC: “Got it. Thank you for your order.”
I have nothing more to add, other than you are lying to yourself if you think you don’t want to try this. You know you are curious. Although I recommend going through the drive-thru wearing a hoodie and sunglasses.
